How One Could Be Selfish Undetected:A Simple(st) Guide for Dummies

So today, I had the most random chat with my long time buddy about issue related to people early in the morning (6.a.m). It seems like I haven't really gotten over the fact that I was literally punched in the face by friends since the last few days.
Just couldn't stop thinking about the punches I received the whole day!

So, one thing lead to another...My friend and I talked about of how sometimes people like or would like us....well, with the phrases like ...You'll always be there for me or  I'll always be there for you. Semantically, both sounded exactly the same but I would like to stress on the pronouns of "I" and "You". Now these two words are the exact opposite and yet we could be any one of these. However, "You" and "I" could not co-exist in oneself simultaneously. They are like
yeah...let me introduce you to Jekyll and Hyde. But Who is Who??
Sometimes, I am Jekyll and in some situation you will become Jekyll..Hyde can be me(I) or you! 
Hah! Now going back to the phrases above...It is no fun when "you" will always serve the other party like a butler or lady in waiting. I am so through with that. I realised that( well both my friend and I) we both actually always the punching bags if not similar to the right hand man. Problem is, the right hand man person doesn't get the credits nor the benefits if any. So, we both discussed further by saying: hey!Let's be selfish and we ought to be treated like the master instead.Like We should be the focal point
Yeah.Watch me...only ME!!!

Anyhow, I somehow came up with a draft of how to be the main focus point all the time.(yeah..you can call me Selfish for that!)

Number 1: Know what Selfish means....

now according the page I wikied..."Selfishness is not using others, or making them serve you, or removing yourself from people. Selfishness is being primarily interested in your own goals. Selfishness has nothing to do with other people - a selfish person who hurts others is a contradiction in terms. " http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Selfish

However, I would just rephrase it in accordance to my own terms. I mean the word is literally portrayed in such a negative way that it was widely ostracised by human being. I would have to say. Selfish is when you know the border between "Me time" and "Other's time". Now most of the time, we wasted a lot of time doing irrelevant things to please people around us (apart from work related things of course). That shouldn't be the case, I have to start thinking of Me Time.like what I am doing now..Blogging on my PC and enjoying it like nobody's business.Exactly!!I've found the 1st step to be selfish!

Number 2: You must remember that the words "Happy" and "Selfish" are best pals

Well just be happy.Happy to be Happy. Well if you can't find Happy...just try singing the "Happy Birthday" song  :P lame I know...Or just go to the nearest USS theme park and go visit Happy the Dwarf
Hi.I am Happy!! And you are? Of course You are not Happy. I am Happy!!! duh!?
so....happy now?

Number 3: Try This...A Make Believe That You are Special or Awesome



We are all special in our own way...hah!! What an overrated statement. Truth is, we are just normal if not peasant- ish herd of people. Unless you are super rich or of royal blood...yeah...You are special alrite! As for the rest of us, we are just....bugs?!....
anyhow, I must not stray away from Guide number 3. Yeah.you are special. Write it on your FB wall, Tweet it or do what I'm doing now? ..haha

Last but not least: supposed to be number 4...but anyway... I am entitled to do whatever I want

Now, as long as you don't go out there and rob people or hijack a plane(I am totally against this).Bottom line is, whatever you do.Do not harm others. If you wanted so much to try screw up things.Find a vacant field. Make sure that there's no one around and yeah go ahead!!..beat yourself up! You know what, I 've always wanted to get a tattoo..like a tiger or dragon or something but you know...We do grow old and I always have this thought about tattoos on sagging skins...like your tiger might ended up looking like an extraterrestrial +hybrid-gone-wrong creature
In loving memory???? wt hhhh....she's dead?

But then again, I can't stand the pain and I might cry like an 8 y.o. school girl..
But the whole point is...Please do things that you like and do feel that you are entitled for the fun and experience.Go ahead.Leap from a plane and skydive...swim with the big white shark(you're in cage of course) or just go to Thailand and dance with the ladyboys...yeah...you are entitled to. Just be safe.
do it if you want to...I mean visit the bars in Thailand!


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