I think it was a Dildo ...

Ok this RANDOM.... I was watching a funny add where a boy innocently plays with a dildo in his living room. I suddenly remember that we used to have that similar device at home.

Years ago, my dad bought a peculiar looking device from a street vendor (China Man). It was white in colour, about 20-30cm in length and he told us that it is used for massage. So my siblings and I like to switch it ON and it vibrates. So my dad would press that penis looking device onto his arms, back and neck. Sometimes, my younger sister would help my mom to massage her shoulder by pressing that vibrating device hard.


It looks like this...almost...

I never really like that thing because it produced a loud vibrating noise (It Vibrates!!!) and it would make my hands shook violently!!!Like Zeeeezzzeeeeee!!!!!. Not long after that, it wouldn't vibrate anymore..my dad simply say: ah well, it is Made In China afterall..bound to be broken anytime soon. And it was thrown away.

Somehow..., after almost 15 years later, I am convinced now that device was actually a vibrator aka battery-run dildo. haha.. I did try to shoot the bull with my brother over this matter, he too...was wondering if that thing was actually a DILDO...haha


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